Hip Hillary Clinton Is At It Again Dropping Some Great PokemonGO References

I know there’s a fucking Blastoise in here somewhere

Guys, how can we not vote for Hillary this fall? She’s not a normal candidate, she’s a cool candidate! She does things like dab and keep hot sauce in her bag (*swag*) and emojis and memes. You like something? Guess what, Hillary Clinton likes that something too! Whatever’s popular, just let her know and I promise she thinks it’s the cat’s pajamas dopest. I don’t know HOW anyone could possibly dislike someone who’s so genuinely cool and definitely not horribly, cringingly (definitely a word) pandering and begging for acceptance. Pokemon go to the polls and Peekachoose Hillary, she’s just as into pop culture as you!

PS – Her walking around, soaking up the cheers, and nodding her head like “YUP! Fucking NAILED that one, Hill!” makes me want to put my laptop in the washing machine.